Naan adicha thanga matta...
Oru oorla ivalodhan test-ne irukadha? How can someone spend a lifetime of tests? Idhu aniyaya kodumaiya iruku, when you are in your school, you do a lot of exams, go to college, face the entrance exam and then go on and have exams...appuram velaiku ponga, udane 3-5 rounds of interviews...ada idhellamdhan thangaromna client interviews!! Ada seripa, ivalo test ezhudittome, inimel nimmadhiya irukalamna, driving test varudhu...appada mudichomna udane there is a settlement test. How much can a human take??
Citizen kooda illa, after all oru Permanent Residency-ku evanavadhu exam ezhudhuvana? Believe me, I have started disliking this oor...I was preparing for the test for the last one week, and here are some sample qs I saw in the practice tests:
1. What do people eat for christmas
a. Chicken b. lamb c. Turkey d. Beef - Excuseme? Am I supposed to know this? Ovvoru veeda poi kekkanuma, are you sure you only take turkey?
2. Do people eat real eggs for easter? - che che, Matave mattangale, aniku fulla real eggs thodave mattanga, thotta oomachi kannai kuthidum...&%£^%£&^%$$$
Citizen kooda illa, after all oru Permanent Residency-ku evanavadhu exam ezhudhuvana? Believe me, I have started disliking this oor...I was preparing for the test for the last one week, and here are some sample qs I saw in the practice tests:
1. What do people eat for christmas
a. Chicken b. lamb c. Turkey d. Beef - Excuseme? Am I supposed to know this? Ovvoru veeda poi kekkanuma, are you sure you only take turkey?
2. Do people eat real eggs for easter? - che che, Matave mattangale, aniku fulla real eggs thodave mattanga, thotta oomachi kannai kuthidum...&%£^%£&^%$$$
This made me think, namma oorla oru citizenship test vaikkanum, ada yaarum ezhudalana atleast inga embassy-ku depute aagi varavangalavadhu ezhudhattume?!
1. Oru autokarar left indicator potta, endha directionla auto pogum
a. Right b. Left c. Straight d. Neither, it stops at a signal
2. Which Vijay movie is the worst
a. ATM b. Villu c. Sura d. Kuruvi
3. If you see a road dug up (until you can see fossils), it is because of
a. Telephones dept. b. MWB . PWD d. EB
4. Oru class-la paper arrow parkareenga, it is most likely
a. Thrown by students at teacher
b. Thrown by boys at girls
c. Thrown as part of science project
d. Neither, it was done to test the quality of paper
I have more ideas...aana this might most probably reduce the population to zero-nradhala, I'll stop here. Indha madhiri ideas kodukka you are most welcome, and naan ippo indha madhiri kelvi ketta eppadi ennai madhiri ivanga muzhikkaranga-nu imagine panna poren :D And please don't insult me asking if I did pass the exam :D
Kodumai posted by usha @ 10:05 AM
19 Comments:
LOL kuttichaathaan bk in form :))))) semmma kostins...btw ejjamla evlo arrears :))
~gils
Did ... you clear the exam?
// (but who wants to be a citizen there? well..), //
வளர்ந்த நாடுகளில் போய் தஞ்சம் புக நினைக்கும் நபர்களை தவிர்த்து இந்தியாவில் தஞ்சம் புக ஏனைய மக்கள் நிறையவே உள்ளனர்!
Even I agree with it! India is a great country compare to anything in world.........
Especially far better than US. But, for easy money making initially needs to travel a bit.
But the way she narrate things in this blog is bit interesting.
You know, when I talk about blogs in US, people who are following these writings in US too......... I was so surprised to hear that. I was always a listener hadn't' shown that me too read these things.
Anyway this is my first comment in this blog site.
I want to write, because, it talks about my country. "India" and "Tamilnadu", I feel it is our blood and flesh. I cannot live without my mothers food and my nations touch.............
But Hats off to these posts, which made me to laugh a lot of times..... I use to read again and again. The narration is too good.
I dont know whether this author is a female or male. Also, dont know about the nature of work the author doing. But, this blog is really interesting.
The author shouldnot get angry on seeing our comments. Anyway, let us pray the author continue with the same amount of nativity and with good health.... Author speaks high about abroad, but the blogs shows, the author is pretty much indian by heart.
Regards, Takecare,
Prabhakaran R
Madurai.....
gils, as my senior in college, ippadi ellam insult panna koodadhu :P
random thots, I did...
nagai siva, sorry-nganna, remove panniten :)
anon, don't see why I should get angry, and thanks for the compliments.
appo .. neenga pass pannitadhuku sweet...kudunga..
appo .. neenga pass pannitadhuku sweet...kudunga..
btw, everytime I come.. it says ABU DHABI-lerndhu ......
aana..naanga thoobai-nga...
Shud say I stumbled upon a 'Jokes'mine :-)) Many a times had to control my urge to LOL as I was in Off.. Read most of ur posts n that kept me going on otherwise a very bored day.. Keep going :-))
Cheers,
Praveen
Yaen ippadi kekudhu unga blog? "NEW DELHI-lerndhu tired-a vandhirupeenga, want some refreshing kodumai? Read On!! :)"
Naan New Delhi'ya suthi 1000 KMs kitta kooda illa..
aaha.. romba naal kalichi ippadi sirichen unga post'a padichi.. super!
1. Oru autokarar left indicator potta, endha directionla auto pogum
a. Right b. Left c. Straight d. Neither, it stops at a signal
ANSWER: d. Neither, it stops at a signal
2. Which Vijay movie is the worst
a. ATM b. Villu c. Sura d. Kuruvi
ANSWER: PASS :P
3. If you see a road dug up (until you can see fossils), it is because of
a. Telephones dept. b. MWB . PWD d. EB
ANSWER: HMMM...
4. Oru class-la paper arrow parkareenga, it is most likely
a. Thrown by students at teacher
b. Thrown by boys at girls
c. Thrown as part of science project
d. Neither, it was done to test the quality of paper
ANSWER: C. Thrown as part of science project.
naan pass aavena? :P
hey! wass up?
Hi, came across your blog accidentally. Found it to be pretty interesting. Me and a couple of my friends have developed a website called imoviehall.com It works on the lines of IMDB but exclusively for Indian movies and it is entirely user editable. It ll be nice if you could visit the site and provide us with feedback. Looking forward to hearing from you.
:-o How did I ever miss this post!!
Epdi irukel madam? Am back - kind of! :D :D :D
Great Post and a Great blog overall. Just getting started with your blog. Its awesome. Mothathayum inikkulla padichuvnnu nenaikkaren :) Keep writing!
nice... unga kodumaiya yen paathila nirutheetinga?
Dear Usha -
Why have you stopped writing?Pls do so.Looking forward for more kodumais :-))
Manasa
Dear Usha -
Why have you stopped writing?Pls do so.Looking forward for more kodumais :-))
Manasa
Hey Usha, What happened? Looks like you are very busy with other stuffs.No time for blogging..Come on tell us, how busy you are for the past one year...Hope you are still in London because people don't find time when they go back to India :-)
Regards,
Ram
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