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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Nalla nalla Security nambi...


Ada ada ada, enna madhiri security ellam naatla irukanga, I am "impressed"! There are stuff you do as security, and there are procedures you follow to do those stuff. Aana procedure-a eppadi ellam intellectual-a seyyarangappaa...

Nethu I had been to the pantry along with 2 of my colleagues, and naamadhan Nyabagathin Nayagi aache, perfect-a mobile-a marandhu vachutu vanten. And I realized that only after I came back to my desk. Saridhan, oru efficient organization ache, mobile tholainju pogadhu-nra hope-oda I called up my mobile and someone, apparently the security, picked it up and asked me to come to the main building. Cool, kidaichachu mobile-nu I went there.

I went up to the security once I reached the building and told him that I had lost the mobile:

Me: Mobile...tholaichutten...

CID Shankar: Enna mobile?

Me: Its a Motorola

CID: Enna color?

Me: Blue

CID: Eppadi irukum?

Me: (??!!! Ella mobile-um number pad, LCD-oda dhane irukum? Illa vera edhavadhu pudhu concept vachitangala?) Err...kutti-a irukum (that was the best I could manage, and I am sure no one uses a mobile the size of a telephone receiver!)

He showed me the phone and I immediately acknowledged that it was mine.

CID: Seri, mobile # call pannunga andha phone-lerndhu (and pointed to a phone some 10 feet away)

Me: 'Karmam da! Naan poi pannumpodhu vera yaravadhu call panna naan-nu ninaipeengala?' (I called up from my colleague's mobile and the call went through and he was satisfied apparently. But again, how can he ascertain that it was from the mobile I had in hand, and not some co-incidence?)

CID: Please write down your details on this book

I wrote everything down including my mobile # and took the phone from him. As he was handing over the phone, he asked me, "Indha mobile ungaladhudhane?"! Phone-a pidungittu "endhu illa, ippo enna panveenga, ippo enna panveenga..."-nu azhagu kattitu oda arambikkalama-ntu yosikara level-ku poiten! That's how childish the procedure was!

He could have asked me where I had lost it in the first place. Secondly, he should have asked me to call up from the phone next to him, so that he can verify the number. Thirdly he also should have asked for my ID card when he wanted me to write down all the details. Onnu complete-a nambanum, illana suthama namba koodadhu..why do a half-baked enquiry? This way I could have sent any of my friends down there to get my mobile! Oru nalla system in place iruka vendama security procedures-ku? Kadaiseela kelvi vera, idhu ungaldhudhane-ntu!!!! Kodumai da sami!

22 Comments:

Blogger vishy said...

neenga sariyana maakan... antha security.. ID card ketu irunth.. pathuttu ungakitta thiruppi koduthu irupaaru.. ana ippo he has all ur details.. peru.. fone numer un (koduthu irupinga nu nenaikaren).. so emanthathu avara illa neengala?? Rombha budhi-salli nu nenaicha ippadi than.. Usha(r) aah irunga ineme..

6:37 AM  
Blogger Dawdler said...

heeeehe..... ungala paatha fone thirudan(i) mathiriya irukum.. sollaveilla.... athu seri apporom avan vera yaar kittayavadhu kodutha, yaen da tholachanu kadiya potudamateenga... athan 'protection' for the security guy'

8:43 AM  
Blogger APAM NAPAT said...

Vijayakanth training aa irukkumnu ninaikaren.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Ajay said...

maybe he was hitting on u...:)

2:46 PM  
Blogger ashok said...

Usha(ar)....kodumai than sami...

rajesh..lol

11:40 PM  
Blogger KC! said...

Vishy, andha aspectkagadhan naan id parthirukanum sonnen, when I wrote down the details, I could have written any name or number if I am a cheat, right? And he didnt even check it! Yaaru makkan?

Ranjith, me? phone thirudara face? insult panteengale...naan evalo innocent face vachitruken..

Rajesh, I pray not! Appuram office full-a dialogue dhan irukum!

Ajay, idhu aniyaya speculation!

Ashok, naan ungaluku congrats sollave illaye, congrats! :)

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks usha

7:40 AM  
Blogger neighbour said...

Usha- Its nothing wrong to tell abt the security guy..

He is on his duty.. think of the case if some one other than you had received your phone with false claim then he had to suffer..

As far I know, any thing they found anonymous in office campus will be entered in the register and then they(security office) are fully responsible for that.

Once you identify that your phone was with security some time back and they have given it for false claim.. what will be your first action.. you will shoot the security. Isn't it?.

I know abt this process because I am frequent in missing my key with the bike While parking and suffer only at the evening when I leave the office.. yellam oru anubhavam thaan...


Everyone needs some precatution which looks foolish for others.

9:48 AM  
Blogger logic said...

Hey first time here..
Scrolled down fast and found(CID sankarnu neneka vendam) the pattern of the title u have followed..showed the standards u have set...

Nalla nalla Security nambi... :
Good that u got it back...hmm lets thank the CID Sankar even though he was crazy with his Q's.

Because i saw this placard in one(Indias Best) of the Efficeint Oraganization:

"In India : - Every 10 mins a baby is born and a mobile is lost.
So Organization is not responsible for Mobile Instruments that you loose."

3:08 PM  
Blogger neighbour said...

unga pazhaya blog yellam partheen

title superooo super... ora cinema patta chummaa maathi maathi kalakiteenga poonga....

6:11 PM  
Blogger KC! said...

Neighbor, logic and Ammu, Welcome here :)

Neighbor, I completely agree to what you say, aana andha procedure effective-a irukanumla..en mobile yarkitayo poiduchuna indha low-level kelvi kettu??

Logic, Super wordings! endha org idhu?

ammu, idhe dialog naan 2-3 times ketruken..nijamave CM-la andha dialog avalo famous-a? ellarum solranga?!

veda, you are right, aana naan ezhaiache eppadi pudhusu vangardhu?? neenga thareengala?

3:20 AM  
Blogger vishy said...

summa long term offshore visit .. summa ve room key ya tholaichittu..150$ hai-aah fine kattara alu neenge.. ana rombha ezhai ba.. "Ezhai software engineer" padam nalla odum.. controversial title nu namma Ramdoss kodiya kaatuvaru...

9:13 AM  
Blogger kuttichuvaru said...

ketta alapparaiya kuduthurukkaaru pola security!!!

11:30 AM  
Blogger Ramesh said...

edho punniyaavaan, mobile-a thiruppi koduthaan-nu sandhosa padunga.. u have expressed the narration well..

6:45 PM  
Blogger KC! said...

Kuttichuvaru, welcome here...but engerndhu indha arumaiyana perai pidicheenga?? nanga ellam indha category-nu tacit-a agree panikara name ache adhu?!

Veda, adadada, enna nalla manasu ungalku...enga eppo thareenga? ;)

Vishy, edho podhadha kalam, 150$ koduthu koduthe ezhai aayiten..

Ammu, thanks for the info..en arivu kannai thirandhutteenga..

5:27 AM  
Blogger KC! said...

Ramesh, en ippadi ellarume andha security-a support panreenga, naatla nallavangaluku kaalame illaya? (nallavanga yaaru-nu ketradheenga :D)

5:28 AM  
Blogger vishy said...

usha unga post badi.. neenga solra antha nallavangalukku.. Call-um illa. (courtesy Anbe Sivam).

btwn Chess eppo? eppadi? nu mail pannunga.

7:01 AM  
Blogger dakaltiz said...

Lol :) ..goot one usha...
first time here..impressed with ur blog..epdi ellathukkum oru paatu vachurukeenga..different thinkin...

4:56 PM  
Blogger Ravi said...

hi kaitan !! sorry Usha ...!!

happened to c u r blog.... "Kodumaya ...comedia. " sollareenga...

"...oru vella unga zodiac year monkey nu therinjundu..antha CID shankar oru doubt layum ..konjam bayathulayum ..appadi senju irukalam..."

...jus kidding ...ungala irritate panna.. that sounds sweet la athaan....

7:37 PM  
Blogger KC! said...

Vishy, you fix the time and let me know..aana midnight ellam ennala muzhichukittruka mudiyadhu, am a verrry sound sleeper :D, adhanala ungaluku prachanai illama enakum prachanai illama oru time? aana neenga US ache..will we get a convenient time?

Veda, che enna nalla manasu ungaluku? Color mobile ellam vangi tharen-nreenga, una oor thiru vizhala Samsung, Nokia, Panasonic ellam kadai potrupangala?? And 20 bucks is too good, discount offer-a?

Dakaltiz, welcome here:) Unga blog parthen, entertaining-a iruku..

Leo, welcoming you too :) Enaku ippo iruka tension-ku monkey madhiri pirandinalum achariya padaradhukilla..jakiradhai!! J/k :)

7:50 PM  
Blogger KC! said...

btw, Leo, where is your site? It says Page cannot be displayed..

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello Usha,
unga tamil enakku romba pidichirukku.. ;) enakku intha link ippo than kidachithu.naan normala ellam en manasula pottu kozhappipen..but u seem to have an excellent way to get to know ppl and solve/share issues and small nothing which happen everyday. grt going

8:41 AM  

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