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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Hello Doctor, heart weak-ache...

Oru clinic pidichu thangappa!
Ennala mudiyala indha oorla, seriya manga oor-a iruku!

Visualize yourself in India - home sweet home - oru chinna kaichal varudhu, udane next street doctor kitta poi oru 4 mathrai illa 1 injection...what an easy life!

Indha oor ennada-na, if you want to go to a General Practitioner, fix an appointment..now, that looks fine, doesn't it? Inga oru chinna caveat - you will have to register with the doctor first, and then only can you get appointments with him.

Register panradhellam avalo easy-ntu ninaika vendam, for that you will have to first search in the NHS website for all the clinics that are in your locality, and then call up each clinic and ask them if they are willing to take you. Yes - patients eduthukaroma-nradhu avangaloda prerogative. They can say no, if they are already loaded with patients, or if your area does not come under their coverage! Dada concept madhiri therila? Ivanga ellam area pirichipangalam, naama area thandi kettutom-na "mudiyadhu, adhu namma area illa"-nduvangalam!!

Naan iniku eppadiyavadhu clinic registration mudichudanum-nu NHS site ponen, and searched for clinics in my area. Found only 2 clinics, of which one was a diabetic/mother-baby/ante-netal clinic, and the other looked fine for my reqts..seridhan-nu call pannen:

Operator: Hello
Me: Hi, I am Usha and I stay in Ipswich, and I wanted to know if you are taking in new patients (kodumai-la, edho yarayavadhu recruit panreengala-nu kekara madhiri illa?)
Operator: Which street do you stay in?
Me: XYZ Street (kashtapattu puriya vachen avangaluku)
Operator: Give me a moment - ding ding ding - sorry, your street is not covered by us
Me: ?!! (irukardhe onnu, mudiyadhu-nta naan ena panradhu?) Well..ok, thankyou.

Next, I placed a call to PCT (Primary Care trust) in my locality to ask for a clinic, and a lady there gave me a clinic's number on getting my postcode.

Operator: Hello
Me: (Fastly repeating what I said earlier)
Operator: We dont cover that area, I'll give you number, call them up, bye (dok!)

Seri-nu andha number call panninen, looks like that was some organization helping the residents to locate clinics (but adhane PCT? therila!), and avanga innum 2 clinic numbers koduthanga.

Angayum call pannen, and repeated the same stuff, and fortunately the lady said they do take in patients from my area. Appada-nu moochu vidaren...and she says, "but we cant give you an appointment until 6th April"..I was thinking this was some medical appointment, and I asked her if I shouldnt be registering first for which she replied, "Adhukudhan kannu appointment"!!

Ada paavingala, registration-ke oru appointment, adhuvum adutha masam!!

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If (touchwood!) you get small case of jala dosham which requires a little more attention than a Vicks Action 500, you have no doctor to go to until next month ?? That really is kodumai ! :)

8:42 AM  
Blogger Ajay said...

Usha,
ur entries shud henceforth be UK (Usha'a Kodumai) in UK!!

10:22 AM  
Blogger BZ said...

Haha, welcome 'abroad' :)

When I first landed in the US, health insurance, was a new concept to me. And I still dont know what the deal is about having a 'Primary Physician', I just go to the Urgent Care, you dont need an appt, its just walk-in. :)

Looks like its worse in UK ;)

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Semma kodumai idhu...Doc-a meet panna ivalo wait time,despite naama medical tax katrom..for a "rainy day".
Once i had semma ...ache,and asked for an appt. i was given dates almost after 2 mnts..i asked her what if i died by then..The operator was rude..she was like..Thats how it works here..Me go :-( :-(

Anything for Rx,i tringtring my folks back home :-)

3:53 PM  
Blogger ambi said...

ha haaa, namma oorula FIR file panna police mama ellam epdi thaan bigu pannuvaa, "andha area namma circleee varliyee!"nu.. athe madhiri naa irukku!
pesamaa, neeya oru clinic start pannidu.. namma oru kootam pichikkum. Usha MBBS. (Munnabhai MBBS madhiri!) :)

7:07 PM  
Blogger neighbour said...

indha oorla area prechanai yellam onnum illai. paavumungaa neega..

udambaa nalla paaathukoonga!!! April 6th kulla udamu keethu seriyaagira pooguthu.. apparam appointment vangunadhu wasta poiyudum.

7:24 PM  
Blogger Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

enanga Usha ithu(I believe u r in UK for work purpose).UK porathuku munadi 1500 Rs kuduthu ICICI bankla oru overseas medical insurance eduthutu poita,u can go to private hospital for treatment.India ku vanthu ella moneyum claim panikalam.nenga solratha partha AUS romba romba advanced nu nenaikaren.anyway fever sari aaiduchungala illaya?

1:36 AM  
Blogger radiantbear said...

ha ha your post remind me so much of a blogger friend of mine called Kalai.

Yes, India is very good regarding facilitating Out Patients and In Patients admissions and Doctor consultation. But India is not too far away from 100% sophatication. But one thing good about these countires are that when its an emergency, an accident u can find help in minutes.

btw, I changed the temp from black to white lemme know if u can see anything... :)

Cheers,

NY?

2:20 AM  
Blogger ashok said...

haha...Uk has become such a complicated place...
stay indoors till april 6th...LOL

2:36 AM  
Blogger Has to be me said...

Hi Usha...first time here. Nice post. The same kodumai prevails here (Botswana - Southern Africa) as well! Atleast fr us its relatively ok but guess what they adopt the same policy for kids too which I think is absurd. The baby will be in pain & periya pist madiri they wud say come on a much later date (& thats sometimes even a month later!!!!!) Phew!

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

welcome to UK. Neengalum Londonaa..
but if you have any serious problems you can walk in to Accident & Emergency (A&E is what they refer this). Anga ponalum ithe kodumai thaan...3/4 hours wait pannanum...Someone told that only if you are bleeding you will be attended immdly. But I was bleeding with an injury and there too I had to wait for 2 hours.

But once you get admitted(they admit only if its serious) appuram royal treatment kidaikum. Nalla saapdu ellam kidaikum :)))
namakku thaan irukka pidikathu but vellai karan ellam ulla pona...velila varavee mattan.

5:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apr 6th is relatively ok. Never ever imagine of Dentist here...worsttttt I booked on in early Jan for end April. Keezha vizhunthu naamale palla udaichukka vendi thaan

5:47 AM  
Blogger vishy said...

ennnga neege mattum.. heart weak ana serious matter aah.. "Hello doctor ..heart weak aahce nu" light aah solluvingalam.. ana avanga register panna solla koodatha..

btwn.. in Insurance ellam nice way of making money.. andha vidhathula India evalovo mel.. I do not fine any govt run hospital giving free treatment for the poor here...

6:04 AM  
Blogger kuttichuvaru said...

neenga solraa maathiri intha vishayathukku ellam,

"sorgame enraalum, athu nammoora pola varumaa??"

1008 constraints n restrictions.....

6:49 AM  
Blogger Chakra said...

Usha.. inga vandhu konja naal daane aagudhu... onnu onna puriyum paarunga.. enuf of kodumais available here, just waiting for you. :)

As dubukku says, try getting dentist appt. My wife had to wait for 7 mths to have her tooth extracted..

inga perusa vyadhi onnum vandhudaadhu (touchwood)... but vandadhu, adhai perusaa aakama vida maatanga..

good luck to you!

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aala vechu andavan adikarannu nenaikaren

8:30 AM  
Blogger logic said...

Usha madam..ninga solardhu ellam correct..and also fits to Us as well..but u forgot a term called "Emergency".
If you are met with any accident or injured and in need of emergency 911 dial panni adutha 10 min u will be taken to hospital (same thing in UK too)
Ithay namma orula oru accident naa yosichi paru..
Ethana uyir naama national highways laa thudichu sethuiruku theriyuuma..There is no concept of immediate action to victims namma orula..
These ppl have priorites set properly.

@Dubbuku..i dont how they would have done that to you..coz its highly against law.

2:30 PM  
Blogger ada-paavi!!!! said...

thts the developed world, idu dhaan munnetram

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

logic - not sure which you regard as against law I presume A&E wait? lol unfortunately thats the life here :-( As said before only cases like accidents etc etc are attended immdly. Even there if you meet with an accident and you go to hosiptal on your own...gaali again wait thaan..but if you get attended on road there will be an ambulance to take you in.
In essence bcos of the waiting numbers only very serious problems are atteneded immdly others have no other option to wait and pray.

2:13 AM  
Blogger KC! said...

Ajay, vayitherichalai kilapadha!!

Lord, hopefully your name isnt Labakudoss, adhu yarukume kashtamadhan irukum ;)

Saranya, boo-hoo..mummy!!!! Dont remind me that!

Prabhu: hear! hear! UK pathi ellarum therinjikonga!

ambi, good idea! Oru oosi eduthu kuthita podhum, they will think it will heal anything :))

Neigh, concern-ku thanks, aana enaku udambu nalladhan iruku, the appointment is for registration of myself for the clinic, adhuke date solranga! And that was the heights of it!

Veda, exactly!

Ammu, your comment made me laugh :))

Gops, idhai naan India-la irukarache sollalam-la?

Nanyaar, yeah I know her site, her site was the first site I visited in blogspace, but she had closed it down a few days after my visit and the reason was sad. Anyways, am visiting your site after this comment.

Ashok, I guess so!

Vishy, veetuku veedu vasapadi, huh?

KC, correct rasa!

Chakra, I think I need it ;)

Dawdler, you mean "nallavangala andavan sodhippan aana kai vida mattan??"

logic, accidents eppovume finality, aana fever-o illa tooth decay-vo aggravate aaka vidaradhu enna concept sollunga? Is that prioritization?

ada-paavi, ayyo!!! oru per vachitu vangalen, prabhu-nu oru post, ada-paavi-nu oru post, adengappa-nu oru post, ennai madhiri mortals-ku kuzhappadha!! I was almost going to write a separate reply for you :))

7:15 AM  
Blogger KC! said...

Newton, Londonkaran, hastobeme & dubukku, welcome here :)

Newton, forget jaladosham, I heard from my colleague that her husband had ulcer and was bleeding and he was given a date in May inspite of saying that he was bleeding!! Kolakara pattanam pa idhu!

LK, me sonna incident patha appadi therilaye..but what you said about India is true.



hastobeme, that is what I felt when I heard incidents about the clinics here.

dubuks, neenga munnadiye inga vandhirukeenga ninaikaren, or maybe your name sounds familiar coz I keep visiting your site..therila. Aana, accident aagidhan clinic attention kidaikum-na konjam over! "Keezha vizhunthu naamale palla udaichukka vendi thaan":)))

7:15 AM  
Blogger Ramesh said...

Hello Doctor Heart weak aachae apdinu title paarthaa odanae, i thought u are going to write abt your kaadhal desam story :-) but as usual, ungalukku nadakkura kodumai pathi kodumaiyaa nalla eludhi irukkeeengaa...

usha, neenga ingae wait panrathukku badhil pakkathula irukkura Checkoslovakia poneenga-naa u might get faster treatment :-) enna oru pallaa thatti edukka, vaaya -yai adichu odachiduvaanga :-))

konjum busy these days. will try to write something sooon...

7:46 AM  
Blogger KC! said...

LK, that was an awesome link...vizhundu vizhundu sirichindhen :))

8:50 AM  
Blogger KC! said...

Ramesh, edhavadhu ennai kolai panna try panreengala, avalo kodumai paduthittena ungalai?

8:51 AM  
Blogger Ramesh said...

I gave u a brilliant idea. enna paaratuveenga-nu paartha ipdi solreenga.. ok checs vendaam. innaanda irukkura swizz pongaa.. nalla gavanippaangaa..

1:40 PM  
Blogger Jagan said...

R I P ...lets c if u survive :-)

1:09 AM  
Blogger KC! said...

Iniku Switz polam-nudhan leave ellam potten, but no go coz it is too cold there :( Adhanala library-la net menjitrukken :( Aana Ramesh, neenga thozhan enbadha edhiri enbadha...*grrr*

Jagan, RIP? ada paavi!

3:54 AM  
Blogger Ramesh said...

nayagan padathulla vara madhiri "neenga nallavara kettavaraa nnu kettu irukkeenga..
aana answer enakku theriyalayae..

1:16 PM  
Blogger Butterflies said...

Adappavame...Appo inme udambu sari illama pochunna mudalla appointment vaangidanum pola...bad system...real crazy...namma oor evlavo better.

3:25 PM  

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