Ennai theriyumaa??? - II

Enna panradhu, ennamo last 1 week oru kodumai kooda nadakkala..oruvelai ennoda horoscope change aayiducha, illa planets have decided to give it some rest and launch a major fatal show-vanu therila. But whatever it is, blogspace-la post podama vidaradhu thappudhan. So I have decided to continue the previous episode as a filler, although this wouldnt be as hilarious (grr, pona post-ku yarellam LOL poteengalo avanga ellam adutha piravila andha college-ku poga kadavadhu) as the previous one.

So, indha payyan kadupethinana..naanum kadupagi andha area vittu en friend-a izhuthukittu kilambitten. Then I again went in search of that department, so oru end-lerndhu innoru end varaikum suthinen asking the inmates (yeah, inmates dhan..) where the department was. Ellarume theriyadhu-nu ore badhildhan - 'enpa, oruthanuku koodava theriyadhu indha dept pathi? Naan enna underworld don-oda residence-a ketten, after all oru department dhane?' ippadi yosichutte poitrundhoma..thideernu pinnalerndhu "hello, ennanga"-nu pala kural..

Thirumbi partha, andha dracula innum sila pala draculas-oda nindhu koopitrundhudhu. Naan muraichittu thirumbitten, appadiyum vidama avanga pinnala vandhuttu, "ennanga venum ungaluku" -nan andha lead dracula. Naan, seri ok, yaaravadhu sonnadhane theriyum vazhi-nu, indha department poganum, eppadi poradhu-nu keten. "Seri seri, vanga enga kooda"-nu kootitu poi mudhalla enga ennai kalaichano adhe idathuku kootitu ponan (adhan avanga execution point poliruku).

'Engada adhe idathuku kootitu varan'-nu naan yosichitrukum podhu indha dracula enkitta innoruthanai katti "ivanuku 4 joke sollunga, appodhan department kattuvom"-nran! Andha innonu kurangu kutti madhiri oru idathula utkarndhuttu sirichitruku...indha nilamai-la joke sollava thonum? Pathittu vandhudhu enaku...naan kadupula muraikka, thirumbavum "ada ennanga, seri ore oru joke sollunga podhum"-nu insist pannan. "See, all I want to know is the direction to the department"-nu naan light-a voice raise panna(enaku tension eriduchuna english-ladhan pesa varum, adhu en-nu innum therila), adhuku andha perundracula solran - "enga, avanuku tamil-la joke sonnadhanga theriyum, english joke-lam puriyadhunga"!!!!

Ada paavingala!!! Inga oruthi kadupula pesaren, joke madhiriya theriyudhu unaku-nu I started leaving from that place..appo andha dracula "enga, sorry-nga, unga kannu enaku romba pidichiruku, adhan ippadi panren" appadinan, "sorry-nga, naan sethappuram venumna ungaluku en kannai dhanam panren"-nu kadupula sollitu I left. And after I came out, some brahaspati (ithanai neram engappa irundha nee) showed me the department and I went and invited that HOD.

Shuba utpada yarellam andha doubt ketteengalo, ippo clarify acha? Andha HOD vandhara-nu enaku nyabagam illa fest-ku, but en friend indha incident-a kadaisi varaikum marakave illa...idhula sandosham vera avaluku, nalla velai avalai kalaikalayam avanga..grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Ennai theriyumaa???

Iniku yaaro ennai kettanga innoru aalai kaati, do you recognize that person-tu..that statement took me some years backwards..

Appo I was in college, and was in charge of some fest going on in my department. En college-la yarkume naan amaidhiyana adakkamana bayandha ponnu-nu theriyadhu, and moreover naan pattuku en anna-oda bike eduthuttu college poitirundhen - so ponnu romba dhairiya case-nu mudive pantanga. When the HOD wanted two of us to go to a men's college near Marina beach for inviting some department head, ellaroda viralum en directionlayedhan point pannitirundhadhu :( and the girl who came with me said "Usha, needhan ulla pesara, naan chumma koodadhan varuven"-ntu. Ennangada idhu, pasanga enna crocodiles-a illa draculas-a ippadi ellam bayappadradhuku-ntu naanum avalai dhairiya paduthu(?!) kootitu ponen.

College ulla entry vittom - there were no indications as to where we can find any department..so naturally naan poravar varavar kitta ellam kettitirundhen eppadi poganum-nu. Achariyam paarunga, no one knew where that department is!! I was kinda lost, when my friend nudged me - "usha, anga yaaro unnai koopidaranga paaru". Someone had asked her to call me, and romba poruppa ivalum kooptuta.

Oru payyan nindhitirundhan anga, and I went up to him with a questioning look. Avan romba friendly-a ennai parthu "enga, ennai theriyudha"-nu kettan. Naan nalla parthen, but I couldnt recognize him at all. "Illainga therila" appadinu sonnen, and again he asked "enga, nijamave ennai theriyalaya?"-nu kettan. Appo en moolai-la, 'ivan light-a namma anna-oda classmate madhiri irukane...aana avan indha college eppadi'-ntu oru thread pochu. But still I insisted "illeenga therila" (naan by default friendly-a, so serious-ave face vachika matten strangers partha kooda) with a smile. Marupadi marupadi adhaye kettundhan avan, naanum uthu uthu parthutu therila therila-ne sollitirundhen..

Finally, I got a little impatient and said "seringa, enaku nijamma therila-nga ungalai"-nu, appo he stood up erect, pointed at himself and sirichutte kekkaran: "enga, unga kannu munnadi ivalo uyarama nikkaren, unga kannuku naan theriyave illaya?"!!!!

Appodhan en moolai-la faint-a oru bulb eriya arambichudu..'Ada paavi!! Ithanai nerama nammala eichitturundhana ivan?!!'-ntu. Vayitherichala kilaparadhuku-nu avan kooda irundha dracula gumbal sirika, en kooda vandha ennoda friend vera he he -nu innum kadupethi vida sema tension aayiten naan. But naamadhan amaidhiyana adakkamana ponnache, I didnt know any word to retort other than "chi po" to scold anyone..adhaiye sollitu andha idathai vittu kilambitten.

Appuramum andha dracula ennai vidala, but that is a different stuff. Aana adhu eppadi enaku mattum thedi thedi vandhu kodumai dance aadudhu?