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Monday, June 19, 2006

Ennai theriyumaa??? - II

Enna panradhu, ennamo last 1 week oru kodumai kooda nadakkala..oruvelai ennoda horoscope change aayiducha, illa planets have decided to give it some rest and launch a major fatal show-vanu therila. But whatever it is, blogspace-la post podama vidaradhu thappudhan. So I have decided to continue the previous episode as a filler, although this wouldnt be as hilarious (grr, pona post-ku yarellam LOL poteengalo avanga ellam adutha piravila andha college-ku poga kadavadhu) as the previous one.

So, indha payyan kadupethinana..naanum kadupagi andha area vittu en friend-a izhuthukittu kilambitten. Then I again went in search of that department, so oru end-lerndhu innoru end varaikum suthinen asking the inmates (yeah, inmates dhan..) where the department was. Ellarume theriyadhu-nu ore badhildhan - 'enpa, oruthanuku koodava theriyadhu indha dept pathi? Naan enna underworld don-oda residence-a ketten, after all oru department dhane?' ippadi yosichutte poitrundhoma..thideernu pinnalerndhu "hello, ennanga"-nu pala kural..

Thirumbi partha, andha dracula innum sila pala draculas-oda nindhu koopitrundhudhu. Naan muraichittu thirumbitten, appadiyum vidama avanga pinnala vandhuttu, "ennanga venum ungaluku" -nan andha lead dracula. Naan, seri ok, yaaravadhu sonnadhane theriyum vazhi-nu, indha department poganum, eppadi poradhu-nu keten. "Seri seri, vanga enga kooda"-nu kootitu poi mudhalla enga ennai kalaichano adhe idathuku kootitu ponan (adhan avanga execution point poliruku).

'Engada adhe idathuku kootitu varan'-nu naan yosichitrukum podhu indha dracula enkitta innoruthanai katti "ivanuku 4 joke sollunga, appodhan department kattuvom"-nran! Andha innonu kurangu kutti madhiri oru idathula utkarndhuttu sirichitruku...indha nilamai-la joke sollava thonum? Pathittu vandhudhu enaku...naan kadupula muraikka, thirumbavum "ada ennanga, seri ore oru joke sollunga podhum"-nu insist pannan. "See, all I want to know is the direction to the department"-nu naan light-a voice raise panna(enaku tension eriduchuna english-ladhan pesa varum, adhu en-nu innum therila), adhuku andha perundracula solran - "enga, avanuku tamil-la joke sonnadhanga theriyum, english joke-lam puriyadhunga"!!!!

Ada paavingala!!! Inga oruthi kadupula pesaren, joke madhiriya theriyudhu unaku-nu I started leaving from that place..appo andha dracula "enga, sorry-nga, unga kannu enaku romba pidichiruku, adhan ippadi panren" appadinan, "sorry-nga, naan sethappuram venumna ungaluku en kannai dhanam panren"-nu kadupula sollitu I left. And after I came out, some brahaspati (ithanai neram engappa irundha nee) showed me the department and I went and invited that HOD.

Shuba utpada yarellam andha doubt ketteengalo, ippo clarify acha? Andha HOD vandhara-nu enaku nyabagam illa fest-ku, but en friend indha incident-a kadaisi varaikum marakave illa...idhula sandosham vera avaluku, nalla velai avalai kalaikalayam avanga..grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Ennai theriyumaa???

Ennai partha kenai madhiri theriyudha?
Iniku yaaro ennai kettanga innoru aalai kaati, do you recognize that person-tu..that statement took me some years backwards..

Appo I was in college, and was in charge of some fest going on in my department. En college-la yarkume naan amaidhiyana adakkamana bayandha ponnu-nu theriyadhu, and moreover naan pattuku en anna-oda bike eduthuttu college poitirundhen - so ponnu romba dhairiya case-nu mudive pantanga. When the HOD wanted two of us to go to a men's college near Marina beach for inviting some department head, ellaroda viralum en directionlayedhan point pannitirundhadhu :( and the girl who came with me said "Usha, needhan ulla pesara, naan chumma koodadhan varuven"-ntu. Ennangada idhu, pasanga enna crocodiles-a illa draculas-a ippadi ellam bayappadradhuku-ntu naanum avalai dhairiya paduthu(?!) kootitu ponen.

College ulla entry vittom - there were no indications as to where we can find any department..so naturally naan poravar varavar kitta ellam kettitirundhen eppadi poganum-nu. Achariyam paarunga, no one knew where that department is!! I was kinda lost, when my friend nudged me - "usha, anga yaaro unnai koopidaranga paaru". Someone had asked her to call me, and romba poruppa ivalum kooptuta.

Oru payyan nindhitirundhan anga, and I went up to him with a questioning look. Avan romba friendly-a ennai parthu "enga, ennai theriyudha"-nu kettan. Naan nalla parthen, but I couldnt recognize him at all. "Illainga therila" appadinu sonnen, and again he asked "enga, nijamave ennai theriyalaya?"-nu kettan. Appo en moolai-la, 'ivan light-a namma anna-oda classmate madhiri irukane...aana avan indha college eppadi'-ntu oru thread pochu. But still I insisted "illeenga therila" (naan by default friendly-a, so serious-ave face vachika matten strangers partha kooda) with a smile. Marupadi marupadi adhaye kettundhan avan, naanum uthu uthu parthutu therila therila-ne sollitirundhen..

Finally, I got a little impatient and said "seringa, enaku nijamma therila-nga ungalai"-nu, appo he stood up erect, pointed at himself and sirichutte kekkaran: "enga, unga kannu munnadi ivalo uyarama nikkaren, unga kannuku naan theriyave illaya?"!!!!

Appodhan en moolai-la faint-a oru bulb eriya arambichudu..'Ada paavi!! Ithanai nerama nammala eichitturundhana ivan?!!'-ntu. Vayitherichala kilaparadhuku-nu avan kooda irundha dracula gumbal sirika, en kooda vandha ennoda friend vera he he -nu innum kadupethi vida sema tension aayiten naan. But naamadhan amaidhiyana adakkamana ponnache, I didnt know any word to retort other than "chi po" to scold anyone..adhaiye sollitu andha idathai vittu kilambitten.

Appuramum andha dracula ennai vidala, but that is a different stuff. Aana adhu eppadi enaku mattum thedi thedi vandhu kodumai dance aadudhu?