Naan adicha thanga matta...

Oru oorla ivalodhan test-ne irukadha? How can someone spend a lifetime of tests? Idhu aniyaya kodumaiya iruku, when you are in your school, you do a lot of exams, go to college, face the entrance exam and then go on and have exams...appuram velaiku ponga, udane 3-5 rounds of interviews...ada idhellamdhan thangaromna client interviews!! Ada seripa, ivalo test ezhudittome, inimel nimmadhiya irukalamna, driving test varudhu...appada mudichomna udane there is a settlement test. How much can a human take??

Citizen kooda illa, after all oru Permanent Residency-ku evanavadhu exam ezhudhuvana? Believe me, I have started disliking this oor...I was preparing for the test for the last one week, and here are some sample qs I saw in the practice tests:
1. What do people eat for christmas
a. Chicken b. lamb c. Turkey d. Beef - Excuseme? Am I supposed to know this? Ovvoru veeda poi kekkanuma, are you sure you only take turkey?
2. Do people eat real eggs for easter? - che che, Matave mattangale, aniku fulla real eggs thodave mattanga, thotta oomachi kannai kuthidum...&%£^%£&^%$$$

This made me think, namma oorla oru citizenship test vaikkanum, ada yaarum ezhudalana atleast inga embassy-ku depute aagi varavangalavadhu ezhudhattume?!

1. Oru autokarar left indicator potta, endha directionla auto pogum

a. Right b. Left c. Straight d. Neither, it stops at a signal

2. Which Vijay movie is the worst

a. ATM b. Villu c. Sura d. Kuruvi

3. If you see a road dug up (until you can see fossils), it is because of

a. Telephones dept. b. MWB . PWD d. EB

4. Oru class-la paper arrow parkareenga, it is most likely

a. Thrown by students at teacher

b. Thrown by boys at girls

c. Thrown as part of science project

d. Neither, it was done to test the quality of paper

I have more ideas...aana this might most probably reduce the population to zero-nradhala, I'll stop here. Indha madhiri ideas kodukka you are most welcome, and naan ippo indha madhiri kelvi ketta eppadi ennai madhiri ivanga muzhikkaranga-nu imagine panna poren :D And please don't insult me asking if I did pass the exam :D